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2007/12/30

It's a joke.

@ 03:03 PM (9 months, 11 days ago)

A Scotsman is walking through a field one afternoon when he sees a man using his hand to scoop water from a pool into his mouth. The Scotsman shouts 'Haw, dinnae swally thon watter, it's fu o' coo's keech' (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow's excrement).

The man shouts back 'I'm English, speak English, I don't understand you!'.


The Scotsman then shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in'.

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