IS THERE AN ANSWER?
Is There An Answer. from the website, http://www.wordscanhelp.co.uk
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2008/4/7
Just for the Golfers.
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8 AM, on the first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker,
'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to the men's
tee please!'
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption.
Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back
up to the men's tee please!'
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the
man, yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back up to the
men's tee please!'
'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to the men's
tee please!'
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me.
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption.
Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back
up to the men's tee please!'
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the
man, yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back up to the
men's tee please!'
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back....
'Would the a**hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot!
'Would the a**hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me
play my second shot!
BLOG SITES.
Beautifully summed up by the poet Marian Barker are these words that say why we "blog".
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- About: Born, yes, in Worthing, Sussex, England, about the time that old Noah built his ark, well it feels that way somedays. Visited Scotland when I was 21, stayed, of course there was a lady involved, live in a small town just south of Glasgow, yep, I married that lady. Three sons and six grandchildren, lost that lady in 2003.
- Homepage: http://wordscanhelp.co.uk
- Interests: Most of my time is now spent with my non-commercial web site, www.wordscanhelp,co.uk a site written in an attempt to help through the depression that follows bereavement and, to help in the understanding by friends and families. Music, I sang for my living many years ago, like country music, Willie Nelson type, traditional jazz, The Mavericks, ( is that called Tex-Mex ). I like poetry, watercolour painting, photography, gardening. and music. I spend far too many hours sitting at the computer. Water colour painting, I'm not very good. Playing with digital photography on the computer. Gardening, but not cutting hedges.
- Expertise: To be honest, none. I can cook a good meal, and, nearly iron a shirt properly. I do have a view on everything, who needs experts, anyway, what is an expert?.
- Occupation: Retired
- Industry: Other
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