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2008/4/7

Just for the Golfers.

@ 07:12 AM (6 months, 3 days ago)
 
 
It was a sunny morning, a little before 8 AM, on  the  first hole of a busy course, and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my  upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker, 
 
'Would the gentleman on the woman's tee please back up to the men's 
tee please!' 
 
I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. 
 
I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the
interruption. 
Again the announcement, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back 
up to the men's tee please!' 
I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more the 
man, yelled, 'Would the man on the woman's tee please back up to the 
men's tee please!' 
 
 
I finally stopped, turned, cupped my hands and shouted back.... 
'Would the a**hole with the microphone kindly keep quiet and let me 
play my second shot!

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