Attention all naturists.
Attention all naturists.
Sorry, I meant naturalists, that title was only to grab more attention, but, thinking about it, naturists must have this problem and possibly can help.
My lady friend, Hazel, is scared of wasps. I know that this is not unusual, most ladies are, and for that matter, many blokes.
Probably one of the funniest sights that I have ever seen was on Brighton sea front, this outrageously gay fella was being chased by a wasp, probably attracted by the dress that he was wearing, I don’t mean dress as in ladies dress, but his outfit of bright yellow shirt and purple trousers, red shoes and white flat cap, when he eventually escaped his attacker, we, the onlookers, wiped the tears of laughter from our eyes and gave him a round of applause.
Anyway, back to the wasps. I bought Hazel one of those glass thingies, you put sugary water inside, hang it up, and the wasps climb in through the hole at the bottom, they fly around inside until they get dizzy, drop in to the water and drown. ( This is a lot cheaper than allowing them to decide to make their home in your house and then paying out £40 to have them taken away )
Haze says, “It’s unkind to the wasps”, I say, “What do you want me to do, hire a sniper from the SAS and shoot them?”
O.K. friends and visitors, help me please, What are wasps for? Do they do anything to help mankind? Should I be killing them? Is there a better way?
